HERE BE DRAGONS.
If you're here because of my piece on toxic masculinity and Jonathan Stroud's Bartimaeus trilogy: welcome. Thank you for reading, and thanks to Sarah Gailey for their generosity in extending writers like me such an opportunity. Go subscribe to Sarah's Substack, if you haven't already.
If you're here for any other reason: how?
No matter how you got here, I'm going to waste the precious few seconds of your attention I've managed to steal by talking about myself. Hi, I'm Noah. I write fantasy and humor and I try to make serious talk using these unserious methods. This is my first attempt at a blog, so I have no idea what will end up here. Probably a mix of writing things, my unasked-for pop culture opinions, politics, and whatever else crosses my mind that won't fit in a Tweet.
You can still turn back.
Otherwise, here we go.